I don’t care how tired they look or if “they didn’t even realize you were up” (bullshit by the way). Sex is not a coupon that allows someone to cash in on your amazingly comfy bed. This is either where you just simply say “how are you getting home” or you give them an elaborate lie about how you’re meeting your mom and aunt for brunch but then really just circle the block in your car before going back into your home. You offered them sex, not a place to sleep till one in the afternoon. You don’t have to feel bad about having a life or things to do or even just wanting them out of your space. Wake the beast.ĭon’t try to do this “accidentally” by like, dropping a pillow on them or coughing juuuusst loud enough. If they truly are a random person who you only met 12 hours prior - no worries. You don’t want all of your buddies calling you an asshole behind your back. My rule of thumb is if you have more than one mutual friend, you have to be nice. Decide how nice you’re going to be.Īre you going to offer to take them to their home or car? Or are you just going to send them on their way with nothing but embarrassment and fuzzy memories? Basically you have to decide if you’re going to be able to look them in the eye if you run into them again. Or give yourself enough time to at least wash them out of your sheets - then you can laugh about it. Just give it 24 hours you’ll be laughing about it in no time. Take it from me: it’s not worth dwelling on. Look at them, spooning your favorite down pillow. You don’t have their number but they’re turning your bed into their own private party of one. Well, you with a little help from your friends Grey and Goose at the bar. There they are, snoring and farting away in your bed. Good for you for getting some housework done. Truthfully it’s a good effort, though we all know it’s not going to work. This is the part where you’ll start to do chores rather than just say “Hey, get up and get out SON.” You’ll get a load of laundry going, start doing dishes, clean the bathroom floor which hasn’t been cleaned since your LAST one-night stand (no judgment) and obviously none of these will be done quietly. Passive aggressively hint that it’s time for them to go. People can’t, or at least won’t, leave in their underwear so find their clothes and leave them in a reachable location. Now is the time to put together the pieces of nights gone by and figure out where your pants are. Okay we can admit we aren’t necessarily proud of having this person in our presence but now is not the time to feel sorry for ourselves. So acknowledge that you don’t feel good, and note that you can take care of it later. Let’s face it, it is RARE that you want someone who is essentially a stranger to hang out and watch Netflix with you. But not too much more than a second because you have a stranger to start getting rid of. Open your eyes slowly and allow yourself to take a second. Whether it be a real hangover thanks to one-too-many IPAs or an emotional hangover because you regret the positions you were bent into, greet it and get ready to deal with it.
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